The Thundermans (TV Series)

Breaking Dad (2014)

Dana Snyder: Dr. Colosso

Quotes 

• Dr. Colosso : I was watching the whole time, and I still don't know how this happened!

  Max Thunderman : [grunting]  Come on.

  Dr. Colosso : [laughing] 

  Max Thunderman : This is for a prank that's gonna be so big, the school's going to name an entire day after me.

  Dr. Colosso : Dancing turkey head day?

  Max Thunderman : No, Max Thunderman day. You know the chemical in turkeys that you make you super sleepy after you eat 'em?

  Dr. Colosso : Of course. It's one of the top ten evil chemicals, right after the stuff in asparagus that makes your tinkle smell.

  Max Thunderman : Well, when I steal my machine back, I'm going to use it to boost that turkey chemical and make super sleepy sandwiches for all my classmates.

  Dr. Colosso : Then when they fall asleep, you're going to draw mustaches on them, right?

  Max Thunderman : I am now!