- Dr. Colosso: I was watching the whole time, and I still don't know how this happened!
- Max Thunderman: [grunting] Come on.
- Dr. Colosso: [laughing]
- Max Thunderman: This is for a prank that's gonna be so big, the school's going to name an entire day after me.
- Dr. Colosso: Dancing turkey head day?
- Max Thunderman: No, Max Thunderman day. You know the chemical in turkeys that you make you super sleepy after you eat 'em?
- Dr. Colosso: Of course. It's one of the top ten evil chemicals, right after the stuff in asparagus that makes your tinkle smell.
- Max Thunderman: Well, when I steal my machine back, I'm going to use it to boost that turkey chemical and make super sleepy sandwiches for all my classmates.
- Dr. Colosso: Then when they fall asleep, you're going to draw mustaches on them, right?
- Max Thunderman: I am now!