"Mom" Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession (TV Episode 2014) - Anna Faris as Christy Plunkett

Nurse : Would you like to hold your baby?

Christy : You don't have to.

Violet : No, I want to say goodbye. Hey little girl, I'm doing this all for you, so you can have a mommy and a daddy, and you'll have a great life.

[tearing up]

Violet : I don't know what else to say.

Christy : You said everything, honey.
Christy : Shouldn't Luke be here by now?

Violet : He didn't drive, he's high, so he took the bus.

Christy : He smoked pot on the day you're having the baby?

Violet : He smokes pot every day, it's not a big deal.

Luke : [in the hall] Violet?

Violet : I'm in here!

Luke : [walks right by] Violet?

Violet : I'm in *here*!

Luke : Violet?

Violet : You literally just walked past me!

Luke : Violet?

Christy : Every day, huh?
Christy : [as Alvin walks by] Ugh his gown's open.

Bonnie : [grinning] Yeah he's showing off.
Christy : You did great, Violet, you were so brave.

Violet : Why isn't my stomach smaller?

Bonnie : You didn't know?

Violet : Know what?

Bonnie : You're gonna be fat for the rest of your life.

Christy : It'll just take a little while.
Violet : I changed my mind!

Christy : I told you, you can't go home, you *have* to have this baby.

Violet : No, I changed my mind, I'm keeping this baby!

Christy : [she and Bonnie look at each other] Are you sure?

Violet : I'm never going through this much pain again, so I need to keep *this* baby!
Christy : She's 5'11 in flats and crazy as a bag of rats.

Alvin : That's the Bonnie I fell in love with.

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett