- Alexis Rose: Mutt, I'm going to ask you one last time... why did you take that extra community service?
- [Alexis tries to leave. Mutt grabs Alexis by her hand and pulls her in close to him and kisses her]
- Moira Rose: It would be her first piece of clothing made outside of mainland China. I'm gonna do it.
- Ted Mullens: Alexis Claire Rose, will you marry me
- Alexis Rose: Uh, uh... Yes!... If I was staying, then yes! A thousand times, yes! And if things were different and I wasn't leaving, um, then definitely yes!
- Ted Mullens: So, is that a no?
- Alexis Rose: [rising inflection] Yes...?
- Andy Roberts: $975,00, that's a lotta cheddar
- [leering at Moira]
- Andy Roberts: - don't you think so, Sweet Cheeks?
- Moira Rose: [deprecatingly] "Sweet Cheeks"... Well aren't YOU the old fashioned charmer!
- Alexis Rose: Hey, does this place have any king sized sheets?
- Johnny Rose: Alexis, what the hell are you doing?
- Alexis Rose: Just giving myself some more space. There's a lot going on in my life right now. Like, Ted keeps harassing me for an answer to the whole, "Am I gonna marry him?" thing, and then there's the whole Mutt issue, which is very complicated, and sexy, so I'm just - I don't know what to do!
- Stevie Budd: I take it you haven't heard from David...
- Alexis Rose: [dismissively] Okay, yeah, fine. And David's missing.
- Andy Roberts: Is it just me, or is this dessert makin' me horny?
- Johnny Rose: I think it's just you, Andy.
- Moira Rose: So, I guess you heard the news...
- Jocelyn Schitt: I heard there was someone interested in buying...
- Moira Rose: Yes, we're leaving!
- Jocelyn Schitt: I didn't know it was finalized...
- Moira Rose: And since we're leaving- Dear God, it feels good to be saying that!- I would like to give you this as a little keepsake to remember me by.
- Moira Rose: [faltering] Wow... Is... is it a wig?
- Moira Rose: It's a coat; it's THE coat!
- Jocelyn Schitt: [dubiously] What coat?
- Moira Rose: The coat you kept going on about that one time.
- Jocelyn Schitt: Are you sure it was me?
- Moira Rose: Oh, it's absolutely tragic, Jocelyn, that I will never see or speak to you ever again. But I will have my memories and you will have this incredible coat.
- [hugging Jocelyn enthusiastically]
- Moira Rose: Goodbye, dear friend!
- Moira Rose: [cringing] Goodbye, Moira Rose.