The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

To Catch a Yeti (2014)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cinema Snob : I now owe a serious apology to "Curse of Bigfoot". I'm sorry, "Curse of Bigfoot". I did not know that you were just the tip of the iceberg. I did not know that in doing Sasquatch Week not only was I gonna find a collection of seriously some of the worst movies I've sat through, but one of which comes at a close second to being just as bad as "Nukie"! I now believe that Sasquatch exists because only Sasquatch could shit something out like this! If "Nukie" and "To Catch a Yeti" fucked, I'm pretty sure it would bring about the Antichrist! Not only do I believe that Sasquatch and Yetis exist, but God now exists too because this movie is the true spawn of fucking Hell and if Hell exists, then so does Heaven, Satan, and God!

  Irate Emailer : [voice-over]  Dearest Cinema Snob, I dunno if you're already aware...

  Cinema Snob : Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I am not getting into a semantics argument on "To Catch a Yeti"! Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yetis, who fucking cares? No one should have to sit through this goddamn movie no matter what kind of theme week they're doing!