Only Fools and Horses: Beckham in Peckham (2014 TV Short)

Nicholas Lyndhurst: Rodney Trotter

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Quotes 

• Rodney : You know, I honestly thought you'd changed. But no, you're just the same old Del, ploughing through life without the slightest consideration for anyone else's feelings.

  Del Boy : That hurts, Rodney. That really hurts. You just tell me one time, just one, when I have ignored you or hurt your feelings.

  Rodney : Ah, well...

  Del Boy : And don't go on about that painting competition. Or the Peckham Pouncer. Or the time I turned the knob up on the sunbed and made your face go red.

• Del Boy : I'm just glad we're not on Dragon's Den, because god knows what Alex Sugar would have made of all this.

  David Beckham : It *was* your idea to have Rodney model them.

  Rodney : So it's my fault now, is it? I didn't want to wear the stupid bloody things in the first place.

  David Beckham : Oh, shut up, you tart!