- Kent Davison: I had not anticipated this; this, I had not anticipated.
- Ben Cafferty: Well that sounds like the world's worst Dr. Seuss book.
- Gary Walsh: Shouldn't there be a panic room or something?
- Sue Wilson: Gary, every room you're in is a panic room.
- Selina Meyer: The only person who's interested in killing you is in this room, Debra... That was a joke. You can't see my face, but I'm actually making a joke.
- Jonah Ryan: [Referring to Tom James] How could anybody not love him? He's like your dad, except nice.
- Tom James: [after hearing about the data leak] Y'know, I could kick over chairs and scream "How in the risen fuck did this happen?". What's the point? It's done. I say we move on. Together, the Magnificent Seven!
- Kent Davison: He's really good.
- Richard Splett: It's cause there's seven of us!
- Kent Davison: I meant as a politician.
- Richard Splett: I know, I know.
- Ben Cafferty: [speaking about the White House intruder] He said, uh, "Let me up. I want to kill Tom James and that bitch."
- Selina Meyer: He comes here to kill me and he doesn't even know my name?
- Ben Cafferty: He may have been talking about Kent.
- Kent Davison: Thank you.
- Ben Cafferty: I've got to take a gigantic whiz. Man, this siege stuff goes straight to my bladder.
- [Exits]
- Kent Davison: It's like if dogs could talk.