Regular Show (TV Series)

Skips' Story (2014)

William Salyers: Rigby, Drama Nerd, Desdemona's Dad

Quotes 

• Rigby : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You went to high school with all those guys.

  Skips : Yeah we have a long history together. What'd you expect from a bunch of immortals.

• [last lines] 

  Mordecai : [after hearing Skip's story, solemnly]  Dude, I'm so glad I'm not immortal.

  Rigby : Yeah, man...

• Rigby : Being immortal must rule, right, Skips?

  Skips : Nah, not really.

  Mordecai : I bet you could survive the vacuum of space though.

  Skips : Gotta breathe. Being immortal doesn't change that.

  Rigby : Ooh ooh, I got one! Swimming one hour after eating.

  Skips : That has never killed me.

  Mordecai , Rigby : Wow.