- Josh: While we're out of the hotel, why don't we try and do our best to not be complete fucking assholes. I think we could use some good karma, Ya know, some of the good stuff.
- Patrick: Even if karma were a real thing, the amount we would need in order to repair a fraction of the damage we've done is literally unattainable. There is no act selfless enough to send any good fortune our way.
- Josh: Right so there's two friends. One of which is the proctologist.
- Patrick: Protagonist.
- Josh: Yeah, that's what I said.
- Patrick: No, you said proctologist.
- Josh: What's the difference?
- Patrick: Well for starters, a proctologist is a doctor... of the ass.
- Josh: Oh.
- Patrick: Yeah, they remove unwanted material from people's assholes. Day in and day out, elbow deep in dookie.
- Josh: Okay, well, what if the protagonist is a proctologist? And one day he's just in his office performing a normal procedure on somebody's poopshoot and BOOM!