Harry & Paul's Story of the 2s (2014 TV Movie)

Harry Enfield: Simon Schama, Bob Ferris, Barry Cryer, Jacob Bronowski, Eric Idle, John Cheese-Shop-Sketch, Basil Fawlty, Cherri 'Terry' Jones, John Major, Margaret Thatcher, Lord Howe, Mel Smith, Rowan Atkinson, Jonathan Lloyd-Cambridge, Stephen Fry, Lord Melchett, Blackadder, Alan Bennett, Jim Broadbentovich, Vyvyan, Michael Gambon, David Brent, Tim Rice-But-Dim, Tim Nice-But-Brooke-Taylor, Arthur Pinta-Lager, Germaine Dreary, Mark Egghead, Lord Sugar, John Torode, Paul Hollywood, Ian Hislop, David Mitchell, Diddy Andy Parsons, Various

Quotes 

• [scene from a BBC documentary about the Thatcher years; cuts between talking head interviews of Margaret Thatcher, Geoffrey Howe and Nigel Lawson] 

  Lord Howe : Margaret was never the easiest person to get on with in Cabinet. But there was something about her.

  Margaret Thatcher : We remember Geoffrey coming to us one day with a policy that we didn't much care for.

  Lord Howe : And I said "Please, Margaret."

  Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Geoffrey, no."

  Lord Lawson : She was a very sexy woman. I remember going to her...

  Margaret Thatcher : And we remember Nigel came to see us, and he said "You must, Prime Minister. I insist."

  Lord Lawson : I was very insistent.

  Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Nigel, no."

  Lord Howe : I said "Margaret, please."

  Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Geoffrey, no."

  Lord Lawson : I said "Margaret, please listen."

  Margaret Thatcher : And we said "No, Nigel, we will not listen."

  Lord Howe : I said "Margaret, I'm pleading with you, on bended knee, you mad..."

  Margaret Thatcher : ...Power-crazed bint. And we said "No, Geoffrey, no."

  Lord Lawson : I said "Margaret, just listen for one minute, you completely..."

  Margaret Thatcher : ...Deranged old boot.

  Lord Lawson : I said "Margaret..."

  Margaret Thatcher : We said "No, Nigel, no. Bad dog, Nigel. No, no, no. You bad dog."

  Lord Lawson : And I found myself on all-fours in front of her, and she literally trampled me underfoot.

  Margaret Thatcher : And we remember very clearly that Nigel was very cross.

  Lord Lawson : It was really quite erotic.