- Henry Hart: [singing to a jazz track to the tune of the cup song sadly] I got my ticket for the long way round. Two bottles of chocolate for the way. And I can't believe I got fired today, but I did and it's kind of all your fault.
- Charlotte Page: Aw. I feel bad for Captain Man.
- Jasper Dunlop: It's not Captain Man's fault. He just needs a better sidekick.
- Henry Hart: [taking offense] One more time?
- Vows Guy: And now, do thee, Shirley, take he, Claude, to be your lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health, in fitness and obesity, as long as you both can stand it?
- [Henry's watch beeps]
- Charlotte Page: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you, why does your new watch beep like that?
- Henry Hart: Uh, it just means they need me at work. Bye.
- [bolts for the door]
- Charlotte Page: But it's Sunday! Junk-N-Stuff is closed.
- Henry Hart: [stuck for a quick explanation] Right. I better go tell the customers.
- Henry Hart: Uh... can I talk to you about something?
- Ray Manchester: [putting fingers in ears] Uh, babies come from the baby store.
- Henry Hart: Uh, it's not about that.
- [having broken his oath, Henry has turned to drink]
- Charlotte Page: Well, you gotta fix this!
- Henry Hart: [dejected and drowning his sorrow in chocolate syrup] How?
- Charlotte Page: I don't know, but you're not gonna find the answer at the bottom of a bottle of chocolate!
- Henry Hart: I won't know if I don't look.
- Henry Hart: You wanna know where I've been?
- Charlotte Page: Yeah.
- Henry Hart: Y... You want the truth?
- Charlotte Page: Yeah!
- Henry Hart: I'm a jazz musician. I don't tell a lot of people, but secretly I play jazz... an... an... and the only time the jazz clubs are open is late at night; so, a-ha, that's where I was... at a jazz club... blowin' jazz... on my horn.