Linkara: So... Godzilla, anyone? eah, this review probably should have come out in May, when the most recent Godzilla movie was relevant, but hey, it was either this or, uh... "Zolastraya and the Bard"... You can, uh... see why... that took precedent.. Okay, so I'm an idiot and thought the movie was coming out in August. Whatever. Point is, gotta love the big G-man. And while I certainly enjoyed his latest outing, I understand why people unfamiliar with the franchise wouldn't, especially given the apparent lack of Godzilla in that film. But hey, as someone who has now seen 26 of the 29 Godzilla films, and will be seeing the last three soon, I can confirm that it's pretty much a staple of the series for the guy to take his sweet-ass time getting out of his trailer so we can focus on the really important stuff, like Japanese schoolchildren in tiny shorts, classrooms full of psychic children, or the love triangle issues of a woman, some guy, and her one-eyed scientist boyfriend who wants to use his oxygen destroyer invention for peaceful purposes, and said oxygen destroyer eventually evolving into a giant crab monster and then the devil. But hey, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I'm still getting flak from people over the "Red Hood and the Outlaws" review, so who am I to judge? All right, I'm a critic. Look, point is, if you didn't like the movie, more power to you. However, it's still probably better than what we've got today.