- Soos: Dudes, stay calm. I've been training for this moment my whole life. With all the horror movies I've seen, I know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.
- [gets bitten by a zombie and turns into a zombie]
- Soos: Second thought, gonna flip the script. Can I eat your brains? Yay or nay? Seein' some yay faces over here.
- Mabel Pines: What's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?
- Dipper Pines: Raise the dead.
- Mabel Pines: And what did you do?
- Dipper Pines: Raise the dead.
- Dipper Pines: At least you can't deny magic exists anymore.
- Grunkle Stan: Kid, I've always known.
- Dipper Pines: Wait. What are you talking about?
- Grunkle Stan: I'm not an idiot, Dipper. Of course, this town is weird, and the one thing I know about that weirdness is that it's dangerous! I've been lying about it to try to keep you away from it. To try to protect you from it! Looks like I didn't lie well enough.
- Soos: [as a zombie] Hey, dudes! By the way, I taught the zombies how to get into the fuse box! Among these dudes, I'm like a genius, ha ha!