- King Friday XIII: About what were we speaking, Niece Aberlin?
- Lady Aberlin: We were speaking about invisible things, Uncle Friday.
- King Friday XIII: Oh yes, invisible means not seen.
- Lady Aberlin: Sort of like a secret.
- King Friday XIII: Exactly. Well, I happen to have an invisible announcement.
- Lady Aberlin: You do? Where is it?
- King Friday XIII: Uh, kindly ask for a fanfare.
- Lady Aberlin: Fanfare for the king, please.
- [a fanfare plays, followed by 10 seconds of silence]
- Lady Aberlin: [stares at King Friday] Well?
- King Friday XIII: I have made my announcement.
- Lady Aberlin: I didn't hear anything.
- King Friday XIII: My announcement is not only invisible, it is inaudible.
- Lady Aberlin: Inaudible, too?
- King Friday XIII: Not heard.
- Lady Aberlin: Well, if it's not seen and it's not heard, how do we know what your announcement is?
- King Friday XIII: You may guess.
- Lady Aberlin: [chuckles] But it could be almost anything.
- King Friday XIII: Exactly. Kindly guess.
- Lady Aberlin: Oh, honestly, Uncle Friday. Uh, let me see. Um, you've decided that everyone in the Neighborhood has to ride bicycles all the time.
- King Friday XIII: Not correct. Guess again.
- Lady Aberlin: Uh, you've decided that you're going to have a large statue of yourself placed on top of the Eiffel Tower.
- King Friday XIII: Oh, that's a lovely idea, but that's not what my announcement is.
- Lady Aberlin: Well, what is your announcement then.
- King Friday XIII: My announcement is... a secret.
- Lady Aberlin: A secret?
- King Friday XIII: Exactly. And when I'm ready to tell it, I will write it so it will be visible, and I will read it aloud so it will be audible.
- Lady Aberlin: And then, it won't be a secret anymore.
- King Friday XIII: You are correct. It will be Queen... oh, I nearly told you.
- Lady Aberlin: Something to do with Aunt Sara, I'll bet.
- King Friday XIII: You'll see.
- Lady Aberlin: And hear.
- King Friday XIII: As time goes on.
- Lady Aberlin: How can I help you?
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Don't tell a soul, but a certain Aber neighbor and I are going to be married.
- Lady Aberlin: Charles R. Aber?
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Shh, I don't want anybody to hear you.
- Lady Aberlin: Uh, Lady Elaine?
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Mm-hmm.
- Lady Aberlin: [quietly] Are you sure you're going to marry Charles R. Aber, associate mayor of Westwood?
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: He gave me a ring.
- Lady Aberlin: Where is it.
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: It's inside my Museum. I don't want anybody to see it yet.
- Lady Aberlin: I can hardly believe it.
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Isn't it wonderful?
- Lady Aberlin: Ha.
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: In fact, he even suggested we start a secret museum somewhere. Maybe, we'll build it in... uh, Westwood.
- Lady Aberlin: A secret museum?
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: To hold everybody's secrets. I love secrets, don't you?
- Ana Platypus: I'm going to... marry Daniel when I grow up.
- Lady Aberlin: Are you, Ana?
- Ana Platypus: Yes.
- Prince Tuesday: I don't think that platypuses and tigers can get married.
- Ana Platypus: But... I think we'll be in love with each other when we're grown-ups, and then it will be all right.
- Daniel Striped Tiger: Is that the way it is, Lady Aberlin?
- Lady Aberlin: Love
- [writes the word "love" on the teaching board]
- Lady Aberlin: does solve a lot of problems, Daniel.
- Daniel Striped Tiger: Is that what you think, too, Miss Cow?
- Harriet Elizabeth Cow: Well, yes I do, Daniel. And you know, love is much more than a word. Love is something you... you feel. Love is something you do.
- Mr. Rogers: Did you ever play about being in a wedding? I remember making my toys have a wedding when I was a little boy. You know, my bears, and dolls, and other creatures. I'd pretend that they were in love, and that they were getting married.
- Lady Elaine Fairchilde: [singing] I was always a bridesmaid, but never a bride,/But now that's different!/I was always somehow put right aside,/But now that's different!/Ever since a good friend of mine asked me to be/His fancy balloon holder,/I've been like a girl again, woops, 1, 2, 3,/And acted not a day older./Lady Elaine, Lady Elaine,/Mrs. Charles Robert Aber,/Lady Elaine Aber, toot, toot,/Lady Fairchild C. Aber./We'll have a wedding with lots of fun,/Everyone there with their favors!/There'll be parties, and showers, and sun./Who is invited? Of course, all our neighbors, for/ Lady Elaine, Lady Elaine,/Mrs. Charles Robert Aber,/Lady Elaine, Lady Elaine,/I'm a bride, not a bridesmaid,/A lovely bride!/Lady Elaine, someone loves you!