Lab Rats (TV Series)

Bionic Rebellion: Part 1 (2015)

Maile Flanagan: Perry

Quotes 

• Perry : Not so fast Donny-come-lately. Things around here aren't as peachy as the droid babies say they are.

  Leo Dooley : Really? Name one problem, Sargent Short Set.

  Perry : Well, for starters they've been littering in the hallways.

  Bree Davenport : That was you.

  Perry : Making rude gestures to passing coast guard ships.

  Adam Davenport : Also you.

  Perry : And sneaking extra dessert from the cafeteria.

  Chase Davenport : Seriously? You're wearing the evidence.

  Perry : No, that was from a different stolen meal.

• Perry : Hey, I will not have my employees talk to me like that!

  Donald Davenport : YOU WORK FOR ME!

  Perry : Keep tellin' yourself that, boss man.

• Donald Davenport : And the last time I checked, hoarding feral cats in a winnebago does not count as community service!

  Perry : It does if you're dating an animal control officer.

• Perry : I have the nasal cavity of a bomb-sniffing dog. Literally. That's what I get for savin' a few bucks on a nose job in New Guinea.

• [the missing explosives are found exactly where they should be] 

  Perry : But it's impossible! They were gone!

  Bree Davenport : Yup, and so were the dinosaurs; but, through the magic of cinema, we can see them again.

• Perry : Oh, boy. Did I pick the wrong day to eat sardines and milk.

• Perry : Someone stole explosives from the weapons area.

  Donald Davenport : What?

  Adam Davenport : Oh, no worries. All we have to do is wait for someone to explode and, boom, that's our guy.

• Donald Davenport : This is bad. This is really really bad.

  Perry : Don't worry, Donny. I'm here.

  Donald Davenport : I... I know. That's why this is so bad.

• Perry : Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! Fight on your own time - and, preferably, in a large area where I can make a mud pit and charge for admission.

• Donald Davenport : Did you just pry open my titanium doors with your bare hands?

  Perry : My mother always said I had the strength of a Dutch Belted ox.

• Perry : Listen, I know what I saw.

  Donald Davenport : Yeah, this coming from a woman to said she saw Yeti standing in line at the bank.

  Perry : You don't KNOW. You weren't THERE.