- Perry: Not so fast Donny-come-lately. Things around here aren't as peachy as the droid babies say they are.
- Leo Dooley: Really? Name one problem, Sargent Short Set.
- Perry: Well, for starters they've been littering in the hallways.
- Bree Davenport: That was you.
- Perry: Making rude gestures to passing coast guard ships.
- Adam Davenport: Also you.
- Perry: And sneaking extra dessert from the cafeteria.
- Chase Davenport: Seriously? You're wearing the evidence.
- Perry: No, that was from a different stolen meal.
- Adam Davenport: Okay guys, this is called Bionic Arm Wrestling. Now, it's not really training but it's fun, so we're doin' it.
- Sebastian: Wow, looks like we've all learned a lot from you guys. Pretty soon, I might even be smarter than you.
- Chase Davenport: [chuckles insincerely] Don't EVER say that again.
- Donald Davenport: Greetings, everyone! I have return-eth from the mainland!
- [accidentally hits Leo in the face with an expansive arm gesture]
- Leo Dooley: [returning the gesture] And no one care-eth.
- Donald Davenport: Aw, come on. No fan fare, no balloons, no rousing round of applause?
- Bob: I didn't even know you were gone.
- Donald Davenport: So, how've things been goin' here without me?
- Bree Davenport: A-MAZ-ing!
- Bree Davenport: [catching a look from Donald] I mean, uh... w-we MISS you.
- Perry: Hey, I will not have my employees talk to me like that!
- Donald Davenport: YOU WORK FOR ME!
- Perry: Keep tellin' yourself that, boss man.
- Bree Davenport: We went from a dingy basement to paradise. It's like we won the lottery or finally got a parent who cares about us.
- Donald Davenport: And the last time I checked, hoarding feral cats in a winnebago does not count as community service!
- Perry: It does if you're dating an animal control officer.
- Perry: I have the nasal cavity of a bomb-sniffing dog. Literally. That's what I get for savin' a few bucks on a nose job in New Guinea.
- [the missing explosives are found exactly where they should be]
- Perry: But it's impossible! They were gone!
- Bree Davenport: Yup, and so were the dinosaurs; but, through the magic of cinema, we can see them again.
- Sebastian: Thanks, Chase. We really are best friends.
- Chase Davenport: Can you say that again? I want to make it my ringtone.
- Donald Davenport: [to Perry] This isn't Misson Creek High where every student is guilty until proven more guilty.
- Perry: Someone stole explosives from the weapons area.
- Donald Davenport: What?
- Adam Davenport: Oh, no worries. All we have to do is wait for someone to explode and, boom, that's our guy.
- Adam Davenport: Chase, we need you in the common area. There's a... situation.
- Chase Davenport: Uh, what is it?
- Adam Davenport: If I wanted everyone to know there's a life-threatening emergency, I wouldn't have used the secret code of calling it "a situation." Think, Chase, think!
- Donald Davenport: This is bad. This is really really bad.
- Perry: Don't worry, Donny. I'm here.
- Donald Davenport: I... I know. That's why this is so bad.
- Perry: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! Fight on your own time - and, preferably, in a large area where I can make a mud pit and charge for admission.
- Donald Davenport: Did you just pry open my titanium doors with your bare hands?
- Perry: My mother always said I had the strength of a Dutch Belted ox.
- Perry: Listen, I know what I saw.
- Donald Davenport: Yeah, this coming from a woman to said she saw Yeti standing in line at the bank.
- Perry: You don't KNOW. You weren't THERE.
- Announcer: Announcer: The worlds first bionic super humans. They're stronger than us, faster, smarter. The next generation of the human race is...
- Leo Dooley: Leo Dooley: Living in a bionic Island!