- Ray Manchester: Did you see the creature?
- Henry Hart: No, but it jumped on my mom
- Ray Manchester: Oh, man, is your mom okay?
- Henry Hart: Yeah, she's all right.
- Ray Manchester: Because she is one fine-looking lady.
- Henry Hart: Ray, will you just...!
- Charlotte Page: [unable to read Ray's made-up sign language] Okay, you're gonna have to use your words.
- Captain Man: You guys mind taking a survey?
- Mrs. Hart: Not at all.
- Mr. Hart: Go ahead.
- Captain Man: Great! Question one: how often do you participate in surveys?
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, I may not have 100,000 downloads, but at least I don't have a slimy alien stuck to my face.
- [Gooch shuts off the lights]
- Ray Manchester: OH, oh! Oh my God! Something's squeezing me!
- Mr. Gooch: [lights up] And Henry's gone!
- Henry Hart: [wrapped tightly around Ray] I'm right here.
- Charlotte Page: [about the space egg] What if that was just the first alien space rock egg? What if more come, and then the aliens take over the Earth and use us humans as food?
- Henry Hart: That will never happen.
- Charlotte Page: Why not?
- Henry Hart: Because... if they're aliens who traveled here, that means they have to be highly intelligent, and highly intelligent creatures wouldn't eat other living creatures.
- [takes a succulent bite of his fried chicken leg]
- Piper Hart: Aw, dang it!
- Henry Hart: What now?
- Piper Hart: For one hour they were letting everyone download the new Ginger Fox video for free! Now I gotta pay for it. Thanks a lot, Jasper!
- Jasper Dunlop: You know, Piper, you have an attitude problem.
- [Piper screams and attacks him]
- [Henry restrains Piper so Jasper can escape her maniacal wrath]
- Piper Hart: This isn't over, Jasper! You're gonna pay, in this life or the next!
- Henry Hart: [with difficulty restraining her] Calm down!
- Piper Hart: [amid screaming] No!
- Henry Hart: Use your words!
- Piper Hart: No!
- Henry Hart: Use your words!
- Piper Hart: No!
- Ray Manchester: [with an alien bug on the loose] We don't need to be afraid!
- Mr. Gooch: Easy for you to say.
- Henry Hart: Yeah, you're indestructible. No creature's gonna hurt YOU.
- Ray Manchester: Oh, yeah? What if it crawls up my leg? I don't need some alien thing all up in there!