- Eliot Delson: That's what you get when then blind lead the blind
- [and leaves the room]
- Carrie Wells: Hum
- Eliot Delson: [Walks backwards to the open door] Did I just say that out loud?
- Carrie Wells: I never heard a word
- Eliot Delson: Oh, good!
- Carrie Wells: What about her shoes? She wasn't jogging, she wasn't hiking. So what was she doing here this early in the morning? Meeting somebody?
- Al Burns: Sure as hell it wasn't Mr. Right!
- Al Burns: Did you happen to hear where they were going, come from?
- Desiree: Sorry, mostly I just focus on the donuts. You look like a maple frosted...
- Cherie Rollins-Murray: If you think of anything else, give us a call please!
- [to Al]
- Cherie Rollins-Murray: Come on maple frosting man
- Carrie Wells: Al, look around you. She was here a year and a half, but there's nothing on the walls, nothing personal. Almost like she wasn't expecting to stay.
- Al Burns: Sounds familiar.
- Carrie Wells: Hey, you haven't been to my place in a while.
- Al Burns: You ever hang that Miles Davis print I got you?
- Carrie Wells: It's in a safe place.
- Al Burns: On a wall?
- Carrie Wells: Uh... leaning against a wall.
- Gwen Stein: I have a mixer in ten minutes for the Duchess Elizaveta. Rich ladies love cute cops. Especially ones with dimples. What do you say?
- Carrie Wells: You should totally do it.
- Al Burns: [halfheartedly, clearly uninterested] Yeah.
- Carrie Wells: He's stil looking for that special someone.
- Al Burns: I'm good, thanks. I'm happy with what I have.
- Carrie Wells: Had.
- Al Burns: Had.
- Carrie Wells: Hey, Ben, what's a twelve-letter word for the theme of "Paradise Lost"?
- Ben: What kind of question is that for a bartender? Meaning of life, secret of happiness, those I got answers for.
- Carrie Wells: Well, those are the easy ones.
- Ben: Thought you knew everything, anyway.
- Carrie Wells: I *remember* everything. Like the fact that I never read "Paradise Lost".
- Gwen Stein: We done here, Detectives? I gotta get back to work.
- Carrie Wells: Sure. I just need to see your client list.
- Gwen Stein: That's impossible. My clients require complete discretion.
- Al Burns: Oh, come on. Play nice. Look at my dimples. You know we'll just get a subpoena anyway.
- Al Burns: You were having a little too much fun over there.
- Carrie Wells: Fun? No, no. I need much more of a challenge; fish in a barrel. The kind of challenge I need is a challenge with dimples.
- Carrie Wells: What do we got?
- Al Burns: 26-year-old female. Joggers found her an hour ago.
- Eliot Delson: Name is Suzanne Mills.
- Al Burns: I'm guessing that has something to do with why you're out here.
- Eliot Delson: Ms. Mills worked, until this morning, at Platinum Select. That has everything to do why I'm out here.
- Joanne Webster: Platinum Select? The most exclusive matchmaking service on the East Coast?
- Al Burns: Of course it is.
- Eliot Delson: It's not just a matchmaking service. It's more like the spawning ground for half the power couples in the city.
- Joanne Webster: People pay Gwen Stein 50 grand to set up these mixers with prescreened dates to find Mr. Right. According to her, 98.7 of her matches end up in marriage. Heard it on "The Talk".
- Al Burns: And that works?
- Eliot Delson: Let's just say it worked for two chairmen of the Federal Reserve, a minority owner of the Brooklyn Nets, and a former police commissioner of New York.
- Al Burns: A who's who of people you'd rather we not piss off.
- Eliot Delson: I'm just saying, this falls under the "tread lightly" category.
- Al Burns: You know, you never finished telling me about your little Bonnie and Clyde stint.
- Carrie Wells: I bet Bonnie and Clyde did not need a matchmaking service.
- Al Burns: And look how well they turned out.
- Carrie Wells: Do you really think people need someone like Gwen Stein to, I don't know, make the magic happen?
- Al Burns: No. I mean, look at us. We have the magic.
- Carrie Wells: We do?
- Al Burns: Sure. You put a spell on me years ago.
- Carrie Wells: Aw. What kind of spell?
- Al Burns: I'll do anything you ask.
- Carrie Wells: Anything? Like, anything?
- Al Burns: Within reason. We almost got arrested in that closet at the Syracuse Library, remember?
- Carrie Wells: Uh, do I remember that? I remember everything.
- Al Burns: Of course you remember, yes. I tell you what, how about an easy one? You let me buy you a drink.
- Carrie Wells: No, that is way too easy. Think of something more exciting.
- Al Burns: I will. After that drink. Come on, Bonnie.
- Carrie Wells: Okay, Clyde.