Unforgettable (TV Series)

D.O.A. (2014)

Jane Curtin: Joanne Webster

Quotes 

• Joanne Webster : Nice work this morning. Next time I need a bodyguard, I'm calling you.

  Carrie Wells : Next time? Wha...? Was there ever a time?

  Joanne Webster : Oh, long time ago. I was teaching a seminar at Columbia, and I had the nephew of a certain Uruguayan dictator in my class...

  Carrie Wells : Ooh, did someone try to kill him?

  Joanne Webster : [laughing it off]  No! No, no, no. Nothing like that. He was absent all the time. Tanked the final. I had to give him a "D".

  Carrie Wells : So he tried to kill you?

  Joanne Webster : No, but his uncle was pretty mad.

  Carrie Wells : You probably dashed his hopes of ever going to medical school.

  Joanne Webster : [snickering]  Hardly. It was the culinary arts school. It was "The Essentials of Puff Pastry".

  Carrie Wells : Oh.

  Joanne Webster : I let him take a make-up. He made an incredible rustico lecesse. Got a B-. He's now running a four-star restaurant in Montevideo. His uncle sent me an amazing bottle of Grappamiel.

  Carrie Wells : Hmm.

  Joanne Webster : Speaking of which, you look hung over.

• Al Burns : Jo, what do we got?

  Joanne Webster : Oh, a Pandora's box of poisons, illegal chemicals. There are two boxes of spiders in there. This guy *really* liked to mix things up.

  Al Burns : Can any of this help Carrie? 'Cause I need something here, Jo.

  Joanne Webster : Yes, actually it can. Whatever was used on Carrie is almost definitely in one of those boxes, plus the fact that we now know it was a neurotoxin.

  Al Burns : Because of her memory?

  Joanne Webster : Well, bad news for her, but it might just be the thing that saves her life.

• Joanne Webster : Homobatrachotoxin.

  Al Burns : What?

  Joanne Webster : Extremely rare. Amazonian hunters tip their arrows in it. Our guy must have had it on the cart. I put Dr. Miller on it, and I think we've come up with an antidote.

  Carrie Wells : This is good.

  Joanne Webster : We have no idea how much of that stuff you absorbed. And the poison is so rare...

  Carrie Wells : Ooh, that's a big needle.

• Carrie Wells : How long 'til it takes to work?

  Joanne Webster : An hour, maybe two, but there really is no data on the antidote, so... you may feel worse before you feel better.

  Carrie Wells : If I wake up tomorrow, we know it worked, right?