- Elvis Grimes: [with tears in his eyes] You'd better call your mother and tell her that you're doing just fine.
- Eugene: I... don't think so...
- Elvis Grimes: Yeah well, I didn't ASK.
- Elvis Grimes: There is no rainbow, it's an optical illusion! The sunlight shines through the raindrops and the colors get all fucked-up or somethin', I don't know... don't they teach you this stuff in school anymore?