- Detective Ted Cooper: [Space cop is eating a large hot dog] You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?
- Space Cop: Processed horse penis and Chinese people. At least they are in the future.
- Space Cop: [pause] You know what I miss most about the future?
- Detective Ted Cooper: What's that?
- Space Cop: Hot dogs
- Detective Ted Cooper: You can't smoke in a police station, you can't beat a suspect, you can't forcibly make love to a woman against her own will. This country sure has gone down the tubes in the last 60 years, Space Cop.
- Detective Ted Cooper: Helluva day, isn't it?
- Grigg: Sure... only six more hours of this sun's cycle. Then it's dark time, which is when I'm more comfortable. All these UV rays give me radiation sickness. It makes me vomit up plorga-bile.
- Detective Ted Cooper: I hear ya, pal. I've got the same problems.
- Space Cop: [Walking out of Agnon's office with a dish of M&Ms] I'm confiscating these... they're M-&-evidence.
- Detective Ted Cooper: [Space cop is eating a large hot dog] You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?
- Space Cop: Processed horse p***s and Chinese people. At least they are in the future.
- Space Cop: [pause] You know what I miss most about the future?
- Detective Ted Cooper: What's that?
- Space Cop: Hot dogs