Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

A Vintage Murder (2015)

Naoko Mori: Nadia Simons

Quotes 

• [Nadia Simons, a wine connoisseur, is giving her verdict at a tasting of Carnarvon Estate's new wine] 

  Nadia Simons : Ladies and gentlemen. I have tasted some great English wines in my time... Unfortunately this is not one of them. It's cloyingly sweet with no discernible complexity of flavour. I suppose I'd drink it at a wedding but I certainly wouldn't insult the bride by toasting her with it.

  William Carnarvon : Good heavens, how can you say that?

  Nadia Simons : Sorry, William. Better luck next time.

  Ryan Carnarvon : [Matilda Stowe suddenly collapses]  Grandma, grandma!

  Diana Carnarvon : Mum, mum.

  William Carnarvon : Matilda, you all right? ,

  [many of the guests collapse] 

  Nadia Simons : [drily, to herself]  Everyone's a critic!