- Mortimer: Tonight is the anniversary of they Jail House Massacre!
- Deputy Marcus: Real quick... do we feel "massacre" is a bit of a strong word? It was just that one small family.
- Arial: The youngest boy did survive.
- Deputy Marcus: See. Three deaths. I don't know the text book definition of a massacre, but it's gotta be close to... seven.
- Sheriff Evans: Don't go throwing facts around, Deputy. We're talking FOLK LORE here.