- Jessica Whinslow: I don't want another man, I want you... always. All I'm saying it would be interesting to feel the skin of another man over my body.
- Michael Whinslow: And on my body?
- Jessica Whinslow: Naturally.
- Richard Williams: I feel like maybe I should introduce myself so we all feel a little more comfortable. My name is Dick.
- Jessica Whinslow: Are we using aliases?
- Richard Williams: Should we?
- Jessica Whinslow: It's just that your profile name was Dick.
- Richard Williams: Yes. Oh I see, no my actual name is Dick.
- Michael Whinslow: How apt.
- Richard Williams: No, no, no. The seminal horror classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre, arguably the best film of 1974.
- Michael Whinslow: True some may argue that would be The Godfather Part 2 or Chinatown or The Conversation...
- Jessica Whinslow: In any case Michael & I don't tend to do Horror films. It's hard enough escaping the horrors of the day to day world without complicating such a beautiful form of escapism.
- Jessica Whinslow: What? You can't back out now.
- Michael Whinslow: I'm not. I just thought if either of us ever had to go with another guy, that guy would be little more Gosling than well... Dick.
- Jessica Whinslow: How about you head into the bedroom, lay down, relax and get ready.
- Jessica Whinslow: To make it a little easier, I've shortlisted a number of candidates for the job.
- Michael Whinslow: I don't know what's worse that you're running this like a parliamentary election or that you're referring to the act as a job.