- Kira Cooper: [after K.C. accidentally reveals them as spies] Good going, blabbermouth. Why don't you just tattoo the word 'spy' across your forehead?
- K.C. Cooper: Just to clarify, what I'm hearing is I'm allowed to get a tattoo?
- Craig Cooper: No! And before you even ask, nothin' besides your ears is ever gettin' pierced.