- Buck Tuddrussel: Et tu, Larry? Et tu?
- [Larry looks at Tuddrussel for a moment, then shrugs with an awkward smile and runs off]
- Larry 3000: Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!...
- Heckler: Duh! hey, Beethoven! Play "Freebird"!
- Otto Osworth: Larry, why are you going along with this?
- Larry 3000: Sorry, Otto, but as you know, I was originally designed to assist kings and diplomats. Now that Rome has achieved its full potential, and Tuddrussel has become so popular, I'm finally able to fulfil my true destiny: as the doting lackey of a great leader.
- Caesar: I was promised magic.
- Buck Tuddrussel: Uh... Ooh.
- [He gets out his phaser and zaps one of Caesar's men]
- Buck Tuddrussel: Ta-dah!