[the Time Squad discovers a party going on at the Alamo]
Jeremiah Tuddrussel: It's all part of our "Welcome to Texas, This state's big enough for the both of us" Mexican heritage fiesta!
Buck Tuddrussel: "Big enough for the both of us?" You're supposed to be defending Texas against Mexico!
Jeremiah Tuddrussel: Uh, hello? They outnumber us like ten to one! No, we're going to party, have a great time, we don't get our butts shot off, it's a win-win!
[a happy Larry starts dancing]
Otto Osworth: The problem is, Texas WASN'T big enough for both! That's what the fight was about!