- Zoltar: Welcome, humans.
- Jason Lee Scott: So, who is that?
- Kimberly Hart: Like, what is that?
- Alpha 5: That is Zoltar. An intra-dimensional being caught in a time warp. My name is Alpha 5, his trusted assistant.
- Zack Taylor: Yeah, right. And I'm a Ninja Turtle.
- Kimberly Hart: [Tries to throw a bowling ball but it goes backwards and lands on some plates splattering food all over] Oh, I broke my nail!