Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Top 11 Best Avatars (2014)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

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Quotes 

• Malcolm Ray : [Dressed as Sokka]  Halt! It's time to fight fire with fire and Sokka knows how to do it!

  Tamara Chambers : [Dressed as pirate]  Arrgh! And us Lost Boys have to stick together!

  Nostalgia Critic : Tamara, that's not Avatar. That's Hook. And why you talking like a pirate? Only the pirates talk like pirates.

  Tamara Chambers : Oh.

  Nostalgia Critic : Now, you need to try harder. I want you to go home, do some research and keep me up to date on your progress, okay?

  Tamara Chambers : Okay.

  [She leaves] 

• Nostalgia Critic : Sit back and enjoy the top ele...

  [a fireball slams into the Nostalgia Critic, who flies across the room and into the wall] 

  Nostalgia Critic : What the fuck?

  [He turns around to see Dante Basco dressed up as Prince Zuko, the character he voices on "Avatar: The Last Airbender"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Dante Basco?

  Dante Basco : You have dishonored the franchise and so have dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor.

  Nostalgia Critic : Okay, I have no idea what you just said right now.

• Tamara Chambers : [Malcolm and Tamara see the Critic terrified]  Critic, what is it?

  Nostalgia Critic : It's Dante fucking Basco! I think he drank the cactus juice or something. He thinks he's one of the characters from "Avatar". Go dress in the appropriate attire; maybe we can distract him.

  Tamara Chambers , Malcolm Ray : Right!

  [they leave] 

• Nostalgia Critic : [on the Zuko and Katara pairings]  What's wrong with you people? He's got the emo goth chick. They'll be happily miserable together.

• Nostalgia Critic : [when Azula gloats over her victory]  Damn, what a bitch... she's so freakin' awesome.