- Referee Earl Hebner: [after being forced to give Triple H back his WWF belt after he did a fast three count and got hit by Triple H] I'm going to press charges against you if you ever put your hands on me again!
- Chris Jericho: Welcome to Raw is Jericho! And it seems that Y2J is in hot water yet again. Last week, I was punished for calling Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley a bargain-basement slut.
- [the crowd cheers]
- Chris Jericho: And I also called her the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgustingly, skankiest, brutal, bottom-feeding trash-bag ho I had ever... eeeeeever seen in my life! So I came out here tonight to apologize.
- [the crowd jeers]
- Chris Jericho: I came to apologize to all of the bargain-basement sluts and to all of the filthy, disgusting, dirty, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding trash-bag hos. I apologize for even comparing you to the miserable, slimeball pig that is Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.
- [the crowd cheers]
- Chris Jericho: So, I apologize for offending anybody, with the exception of Stephie baby.
- Chris Jericho: So, you're telling me, Triple H, that I have to give up the World Wrestling Federation title because that match never took place? You're telling me I have to give up the World Wrestling Federation title because these Jerichoholics never saw me beat you in the middle of that ring for this championship? Well, I guess we can all believe that. And so I guess it's also not true that your wife Stephanie has not slept with half the boys in that locker room, either! I guess we can't believe that, either, huh?
- The Rock: [interrupting Triple H, Shane, and Stephanie in the ring] Now, before you two jabronis start playing Ali and Frazier and the referee being played by that prostitute-in-training, the Rock's got something to say. When the Rock woke up this morning, he was feeling great. The Rock was feeling great knowing that at Backlash, it was gonna be Triple H with Vince in his corner facing the Great One. The Rock felt great about that. The Rock was fine with that. The Rock *liked* that. But now, after hearing Linda McMahon's announcement, the Rock says what was once a great situation just got... better. Because you see, now it's gonna be Triple H with Vince in his corner and the Rock with Austin 3:16.
- [the crowd roars with cheers]
- The Rock: Now, the entire world knows of the Rock and Stone Cold's history. They know that the Brahma Bull and the Rattlesnake haven't always seen eye to eye. But the one thing we agree on, the one thing we've always agreed on, is the fact that we know Triple H, you're the biggest asshole walking God's green earth! Triple H, in two weeks at Backlash, make no mistake about it, the Rock says he's gonna walk in, quite simply put, whip your monkey ass, walk out the WWF champion. Please... there's no other way, if you smell what the Rock is cooking.
- Triple H: [forcing referee Earl Hebner to reverse a match result and return the WWF title to him] Now, Earl, before you go, I want to talk about our little deal we made. You're right. Hey, I'm a man of my word, Earl. And as long as you are a World Wrestling Federation official, nobody, not Shane, not Vince, not Steph, not even myself, will ever lay a hand on you again. I promise you that, okay? Oh, yeah... but there's one other thing I forgot to tell you, Earl. Your ass is fired!