- Dwayne Pride: [With LaSalle and Brody, looking at Sebastian on the monitor who can't seem to stay still] You okay, kid?
- Sebastian Lund: No-
- [Loretta moves next to Sebastian]
- Dr. Loretta Wade: No, he's not. He's on a sugar overload.
- Sebastian Lund: [speaking very fast] Monosaccharide rush. Glucose glow. Fructose frenzy.
- Dwayne Pride: Be-cause...
- [drawn out]
- Sebastian Lund: Uh, well, I-
- [indicating Loretta]
- Sebastian Lund: we wanted to figure out how the killer made his improvised silencer. And we did.
- [singing]
- Sebastian Lund: We did!
- [Gives Loretta a high five]
- Dr. Loretta Wade: [sighing] Sebastian.
- Sebastian Lund: Uh heh.
- [holds up a gun]
- Sebastian Lund: This is a gun.
- [holds up a bottle]
- Sebastian Lund: This is orange haze soda.
- [pointing to the bottle with the gun]
- Sebastian Lund: You take 3 empty bottles, cut two of 'em up and stick 'em inside the third, then stuff it with styrofoam or cotton. Bam!
- Dr. Loretta Wade: [takes the gun and bottle from Sebastian] Okay, time.
- [Sebastian wanders away]
- Dr. Loretta Wade: Only there is no bam. This contraption cancels most of the noise from the gun.
- Christopher LaSalle: And that's why Natalie didn't hear the shot.
- Meredith Brody: How do we know it's orange haze?
- Dr. Loretta Wade: I found residue on the plastic fragments from Petty Officer Blake's chest wound.
- [Sebastian wanders back into view on the monitor, guzzling a bottle of orange haze]
- Dr. Loretta Wade: And Sebastian
- [Still drinking, Sebastian gives a thumbs up]
- Dr. Loretta Wade: matched the residue with the formula that makes the drink.
- Sebastian Lund: I also downed, like 3 liters of it. I have to pee.
- Meredith Brody: [Sebastian is bandaging Louise's finger] Very impressive, Sebastian. Where did you learn how to do this?
- Sebastian Lund: I got my, uh, Red Cross certification when I was dorm captain at college. It was a good way to meet girls.
- Christopher LaSalle: What happened?
- Sebastian Lund: I met a few.
- Dr. Loretta Wade: Well...
- Sebastian Lund: Eloise. She was pre-med. She fainted after she got this really bad paper cut though...
- Christopher LaSalle: I meant Loretta's wound.
- Dr. Loretta Wade: Sebastian's a connoisseur of conspiracy theories.
- Sebastian Lund: Well, they're not conspiracies, okay? They're discernments. Just wait till I show you how the fake moon landing fits in with why we haven't found Bigfoot yet.
- Dwayne Pride: Alright. I'll speak to Blake's Master Chief, find out more about Blake and that mission in Somalia.
- Christopher LaSalle: King, you know how SEALS don't like anyone poking in their business. Especially NCIS.
- Dwayne Pride: I'll use my gentle face.
- Sebastian Lund: Ballistic fingerprinting began when scientist Alexandre Lacassagne matched an individual bullet to the inside of a gun barrel. He realized that the imperfections inside made every gun unique and special. Not unlike the imperfections of a snowflake.
- [Softly, with a nostalgic look in his eye]
- Sebastian Lund: Or a toddler with a large nose whose mother still loves him.
- [Brody and LaSalle exchange looks]
- Sebastian Lund: Right. Moving on.