- Henry Hart: So, hey, what're we all doing Saturday night?
- [the room gets suddenly uncomfortable]
- Henry Hart: You guys wanna play miniature golf?
- Charlotte Page, Jasper Dunlop, Flashback: No.
- Henry Hart: You wanna play... enormous golf?
- Debbie Putch: Mom, I'm gonna go jump on the trampoline right by the edge of the roof.
- Mrs. Putch: Have fun, baby.
- Henry Hart: [about to be examined by Ray's Truth Fingers] Is this gonna be weird?
- Ray Manchester: No. Okay. Now, I'm going to rub my finger nodules all over your head and face.
- Henry Hart: So, what WOULD be weird to you?
- [Ray chuckles without answering]
- Ray Manchester: [massaging Henry's head with his Truth Fingers] Why do you tell lies?
- Henry Hart: [in a droning voice] I don't tell lies.
- Ray Manchester: Do you feel pretty when you tell lies?
- Henry Hart: [droning] You said this wouldn't get weird.
- Ray Manchester: [disguised as German filmmaker] And vhere ver you vhen Debbie flew off ze roofus?
- Henry Hart: [also disguised as German filmmaker] Ya, vhere ver you?
- Ray Manchester: [through s megaphone] VHERE?
- Charlotte Page: I know it's you guys.
- Henry Hart: Vhat guys?
- Ray Manchester: We are German filmmakers.
- Henry Hart: Ya, ve German.
- Ray Manchester: Ve like to eat weiner schnitzel.
- Henry Hart: Ve also like to say weiner schnitzel.
- Ray Manchester: Weiner schnitzel.
- Henry Hart: Ya, weiner schnitzel.
- Ray Manchester: Now we're gonna find out the truth.
- Henry Hart: But you already know I didn't do it.
- Ray Manchester: Yeah, but to know the full truth we gotta find out who DID do it. That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
- Henry Hart: Hoo-hoo-hooo, can we get some actual pie?
- Ray Manchester: I like the way you think about pie.
- Ray Manchester: Henry, it's just you and me here.
- Henry Hart: So?
- Ray Manchester: Why'd you shoot Debbie in the face?
- Ray Manchester: Can I feel your head with my Truth Fingers?
- Henry Hart: Well, sure you can... Feel my what with your WHAT?
- [watching Charlotte's taped interview back at the Man Cave]
- Ray Manchester: [in German accent] Do you think ve can believe her?
- Henry Hart: Dude, it's just us here. You can drop the accent
- Ray Manchester: [no accent] Geez, man, why y'always gotta pee in my skeezits?
- Carlos: Where I come from, a man who knocks a pretty girl off a roof on her birthday - he is no man.