- Danny Castellano: Next time we break up, you be the Central Park perv.
- Mindy Lahiri: I can't, Danny, I'm already the Washington Square Flasher, I'm sorry!
- Cliff Gilbert: I'll handle your divorce.
- Danny Castellano: Why would you do that for me?
- Cliff Gilbert: You have something I want...
- Danny Castellano: What? Mindy?
- Cliff Gilbert: No something that has had even more men on top of her!