- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: We can't destroy it while it's still feeding Bo luck. It'll instantly devour her spirit; she will die.
- Lauren Lewis: Okay. We have to think here. There has to be a way to reverse the effects.
- Tamsin: [Hugs Bo, crying] I should've just gotten you a Yeti stripper.
- Bo Dennis: I was born in hell. I found out when I was in Tartarus. My dad is Hades. Family Christmas card's gonna be awkward this year, huh.
- Bo Dennis: [Calls Cassie] Your insight; I need it. Birthday gift from hell. Literally.
- Cassie: You want me to tell you what it means. That's all I'm good for, right? Look, I'm on a date, so whatever's going on with you tomorrow; lukewarm pints at The Dal, your treat.
- Bo Dennis: Fine, tomorrow.
- [Hangs up]
- Bo Dennis: Here's hoping there is one.
- Tamsin: The man said it'd bring you happiness and good luck.
- Lauren Lewis: But it's foolish to think that an external object can dictate the likelihood of fortunate events, so-...
- Tamsin: Who hurt you?
- Lauren Lewis: I can't believe that we forgot Bo's birthday. We're the worst people in the world.
- Tamsin: I understand how I forgot because, hello, it's me But how did you forget?
- Lauren Lewis: I've had a lot on the go. I've been very busy with things like, like-...
- Tamsin: Sucking up to Evony?
- Lauren Lewis: I like to call it "working".
- Delivery Fae: That kitty's from the Emperor Kang dynasty. The legend says Kang was a poor warrior 'til he came upon that magic kitty.
- Lauren Lewis: [Skeptical] Magic kitty?
- Delivery Fae: That cat brings luck to its owner and people around them.
- Tamsin: Word. How much?
- Delivery Fae: Ohhhh I don't know if I can sell it...
- Lauren Lewis: That brings us back to the knick-knack.
- Delivery Fae: ....But seventy-five outta cover it.
- Tamsin: I'll take it.
- [to Lauren]
- Tamsin: Gimme seventy-five bucks.
- Tamsin: I'm thinking: surprise party at The Dal, yeti strippers and drinking till we vom.
- Lauren Lewis: Always with the class.
- Tamsin: Happy Birthday!
- [Presents Bo with the stuffed cat figure]
- Bo Dennis: Wow. You guys shouldn't have, really.
- Lauren Lewis: I didn't. This is from me. It's a-...
- Tamsin: Don't say knick-knack.
- [Lauren drops it and it breaks]
- Lauren Lewis: Well, that was only part of my gift.
- [pause]
- Lauren Lewis: The cat is also from me.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: The cat you gave her is an aitvaras. By bringing good luck to its owner; it steals it from those who don't pay it reverence.
- Lauren Lewis: All this because I didn't respect the stuffed corpse of a dead cat?
- [Twitchs]
- Lauren Lewis: Ow, hand cramp, hand cramp!
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Mark's new to our colony. Exposure to Fae kind will do him some good.
- Tamsin: Yeah, it's not the first person he's "exposed" himself to.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Huh?
- Tamsin: Uh, nothing.
- Tamsin: You know, you think you're the only one in the race. Well, guess what, there's a new pony on the green.
- Lauren Lewis: Racing or golf: pick a metaphor.