Macie on a Good Day (2014)

Maria Sole: Abby

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• Abby : What? What? What? She likes cats. She likes cats. You don't like cats, what? Fucking pervert.

• Turtle-Dove : My name's Turtle-Dove.

  Abby : That's a stupid fuckin' name.

  Turtle-Dove : My Christian name was worse, that's why I changed it.

  Abby : To Turtle-Dove, you couldn't do no better.

  Turtle-Dove : Nah girl. Nah. It ain't like that.

  Abby : So why Turtle-Dove?

  Turtle-Dove : I don't know. Why the triangle claim all them ships and shit? Why are girls made of sugar and spice and everything nice? Why we fuckin' here on this earth? Mysteries. You know? Mysteries, that's all it is. Some mysteries just stay mysteries, you feel me.

  Abby : So why Turtle-Dove?

  Turtle-Dove : Girl after my own heart, all persistent and shit.

• Abby : I'm going to buy and use enough drugs to kill myself tonight. Does that bother you?

  Turtle-Dove : Philosophically? No. I ain't of the mind that there's else much greater out there so... you do what's gotta get do'ed, in your mental land and providence. And aside from your previous hint of a mutual desire for a symbiotic merchant/patron relationship there's the added purple elephant among us as to the matter of your overwhelmingly admirable tight little body and the fact that it would be a crying shame to let such a specimen go to waste. I mean it is your hot ass to do with as you see fit and if the hammer goes down on self infliction to the highest, I won't keep you from your chosen exit but if it's all the same, I'd like try to assuage your personal demons' sway... You know it's a gentleman's burden to give it the old college try.