Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! (2015)
Brandon W. Jones: Brandon
Quotes
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Brandon : I'm Brandon.
[hugs Kimmy]
Kimmy Schmidt : Oh!
Brandon : So good to meet you. And I've got more luggage to get. This one does not pack light.
Cyndee Pokorny : I don't know why I brought so much pancake mix!
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Brandon : Titus! When are us guys gonna talk about cars?
Kimmy Schmidt : Huh. Titus. Brandon is into cars.
Titus Andromedon : Kimberly, a word.
[Titus takes Kimmy into the next room and closes the door]
Titus Andromedon : That was smoke and mirrors, Kimmy, two things gay men love. And I'd call him out on it if I knew anything about cors. Did I say that right? Curs. Coors.
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Kimmy Schmidt : [trying to trick Brandon into revealing his sexual orientation] I think I'm going to have the chef salad. Who do *you* like to have sex with?
Brandon : Ah, I like hairless guys with a little bit of...
Kimmy Schmidt : You *are* an escritoire!
Brandon : I'm a desk? I - I - I mean, I - I don't know what that means.
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Brandon : Dude, I think it's great the strides you gays have made.
Titus Andromedon : You cut it out. I know that straight act is just a - what's that Stanley Donen movie with, uh, Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn?
Brandon : Uh, "Charade"?
Titus Andromedon : Aha!