Gravity Falls (TV Series)

Soos and the Real Girl (2014)

Alex Hirsch: Grunkle Stan, Soos, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Soos : [gasps]  A woman! All right, Soos, you can do this. Just use your mouth to say words that make romance happen. Your face is good! I'm a Soos!

• Stan Pines : Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life

• Soos : [after accidentally running into a woman, causing her to drop her purse]  Oh no! Undo! Undo!

  Woman : You can't undo who you are

• Giffany : [She controls an animatronic female beaver and chases Soos into the pizza restaurant's kitchen]  I seem to remember someone promising to be my boyfriend. Think about it. Real girls are unpredictable. They judge you. Do you really think that Melody will take you back after this awful date?

  [she extends a live USB cord in an attempt to capture Soos' brain] 

  Giffany : I can download your brain into the game, with me, and we'll be together... forever.

  Soos : Ah! Stay back!

  [throws things at her until he's cornered] 

  Giffany : Come on, Soos! Don't let me delete you, too!

  [Soos, fearing for his life, with the end of the cord almost touching his chest, scowling in anger, he takes the dating program CD-ROM from his pocket] 

  Giffany : What do you say, boyfriend?

  Soos : I say... GAME OVER, GIFFANY!

  Giffany : NO! WAIT!

  [he slips it into the pizza oven behind him. the disc burns to a crisp, effectively destroying Giffany and her program] 

• Melody : Being an adult is the worst. Skewering meat, remembering to pay bills, I just want to ride tiny trains all day.

  Soos : At least you get to work at Meat Cute. Extreme lunch meats are the food of the future.

  Melody : I feel the same way.