- Mabel Pines: [screams] Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will! I'm giving it all to Waddles!
- Soos: [gasps] A woman! All right, Soos, you can do this. Just use your mouth to say words that make romance happen. Your face is good! I'm a Soos!
- Stan Pines: Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life
- Giffany: [She controls an animatronic female beaver and chases Soos into the pizza restaurant's kitchen] I seem to remember someone promising to be my boyfriend. Think about it. Real girls are unpredictable. They judge you. Do you really think that Melody will take you back after this awful date?
- [she extends a live USB cord in an attempt to capture Soos' brain]
- Giffany: I can download your brain into the game, with me, and we'll be together... forever.
- Soos: Ah! Stay back!
- [throws things at her until he's cornered]
- Giffany: Come on, Soos! Don't let me delete you, too!
- [Soos, fearing for his life, with the end of the cord almost touching his chest, scowling in anger, he takes the dating program CD-ROM from his pocket]
- Giffany: What do you say, boyfriend?
- Soos: I say... GAME OVER, GIFFANY!
- Giffany: NO! WAIT!
- [he slips it into the pizza oven behind him. the disc burns to a crisp, effectively destroying Giffany and her program]