Henry Danger (TV Series)
Henry the Man-Beast (2014)
Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger
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Quotes
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Sydney Birnbaum : Can I ask Chloe out on a date?
Oliver Pook : [videotaping on cell phone] Ooo, here we go-o-o.
Henry Hart : [a little confused] You wanna ask out Chloe?
Sydney Birnbaum : Well, yeah. I mean, come on, you haven't hung out with her in months.
Oliver Pook : She's not your property.
Henry Hart : Did I say Chloe was my property?
Oliver Pook : You say it with your eyes.
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Henry Hart : Why are you shooting video?
Oliver Pook : I thought you and Sydney were gonna fight.
Henry Hart : [walking towards the camera] Maybe... you and me are gonna fight.
Oliver Pook : [running away spooked] Teacher!
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Henry Hart : Ha. Fire don't scare me.
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[Captain Man shoots Henry from behind]
Henry Hart : [only slightly affected] Nuh-uh, dude, ha-ha. You're gonna have to zap me harder than that.
Captain Man : [zapping Henry two more times] Come on, kid, I'm trying to help you. Just drop.
Henry Hart : Ha-ha. Sorry. Three little laser shots can't hurt ME.
[five more shots]
Henry Hart : Ohhhh, that did it.
[drops into Captain Man's arms]
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Jasper Dunlop : You just beef-slapped me!
Henry Hart : You want some more?
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[Henry has Chloe visit his bedroom so he can apologize]
Henry Hart : I, uh... The reason I acted all crazy at the restaurant...
Chloe Hartman : Yeah?
Henry Hart : See... I had a weird reaction to this special medicine, these pills I take for my... my feet.
Chloe Hartman : Why do you take pills for your feet?
Henry Hart : 'Cause I have... Feetal Fungal Syndrome. FFS.
Chloe Hartman : FFS.
Henry Hart : Mm.
Chloe Hartman : That... that's really a thing?
Henry Hart : Yeah - but don't look it up.
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[last lines]
Jasper Dunlop : [bursting into Henry's bedroom] IT'S ME!
Henry Hart : Jasper? What're YOU doin' here?
Jasper Dunlop : Guess where I'VE been? The supermarket. Guess what I brought?
Jasper Dunlop : [pulls out a slab of raw steak] This meat!
Henry Hart : Look, I'm really sorry that...
[Jasper slaps Henry across the face with his meat and makes a victorious exit]
Chloe Hartman : You just got beef-slapped.
Henry Hart : Haaard!