Gravity Falls (TV Series)

Society of the Blind Eye (2014)

Kristen Schaal: Mabel Pines

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Quotes 

• Mabel Pines : [sighs]  I just don't get it, Wendy. I hug a lot, I can burp the alphabet, I have scratch and sniff clothing. Why does every boy leave me?

  Wendy Corduroy : Pfft, who cares? Boys are the worst. You shouldn't get hung up, man.

  Mabel Pines : Maybe I come on too strong, you know?

  Wendy Corduroy : Well, what's your opener? Pretend I'm a boy.

  [She puts up her hair, giving herself a mustache] 

  Wendy Corduroy : Mmm, testosterone.

  [spits] 

  Mabel Pines : [loudly]  HI! I'M MABEL! I'M TWELVE AND I OWN A PIG! WANT TO GET MARRIED?

  Wendy Corduroy : [laughs]  Honestly, that was perfect.

  [as she puts her hair back down] 

  Wendy Corduroy : You should just forget about guys, man.

  Mabel Pines : Wendy, that's it. Forget about guys!

  [She picks up the memory gun] 

  Mabel Pines : I just need to type "summer romances" into this thing, and I won't feel bad about them anymore.

• Mabel Pines : Hey, bro-bro, look what I've got!

  Dipper Pines : Yaaaay, a filthy green bottle.