- Darwin Watterson: [after Gumball hits him] ... Hey!
- Gumball Watterson: Now what do you feel an appropriate response to that would be?
- Darwin Watterson: Turn the other cheek?
- Gumball Watterson: [Hits Darwin again] Then I can do this!
- Darwin Watterson: But what if you offer love instead of hatred?
- [Comforts Gumball]
- Gumball Watterson: That is nicer... but that's not justice!
- [hits himself with Darwin's hand]
- Gumball Watterson: THIS! IS! JUSTICE!