Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Rediscover America (2014)

Hector Elizondo: Ed Alzate

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Ed Alzate : We should do this again in twenty-five years, huh?

  Mike Baxter : Twenty-five years. Kinda wishful thinking on your part.

• Mike Baxter : [recording his vlog]  Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. This Columbus Day you can discover America, even though Columbus never actually did. In 1492 he may have sailed the ocean blue, but the dude missed North America. He found Hispanola instead. And I don't mean the tapas restaurant on 18th Street. That place is a *real* discovery. Why do we have a parade for Columbus, the dude who got lost. Listen, I got lost in Ikea the other day. No parade. All I got was a bookcase for six bucks. We *should* be celebrating Leif Ericson, the viking who landed in Nova Scotia four hundred years before Columbus. There hasn't been a viking this underappreciated since Hagar the Horrible. I dare you to read that comic strip and not laugh. The real discoverer of Outdoor Man is Ed Alzate, Vietnam vet, sportsman, and small-business entrepreneur. Ed, come over here for a second. Come here. Listen to this.

  Ed Alzate : What? What?

  Mike Baxter : This dude is *our* Leif Ericson, the guy who blazed a trail but hardly ever gets credit. Without Ed none of this would be here and I would be a guy that just made some other store really famous and successful. In honor of our Leif Ericson, Ed Alzate, the Columbus Day Sale is now Viking Plunder and Pillage Sale, so come on down and... and bring your battleax... because we've got lots of gear for the wife, too. Whaddya say pal? Your very own day. That's gotta make you... hold on a second, brace yourselves, he's gonna smile.