The Middle (TV Series)

The College Tour (2014)

Eden Sher: Sue Heck

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Quotes 

• Mike Heck : Hey, Sue?

  Sue Heck : Hm?

  Mike Heck : You ever feel bad that I never, you know, made you Super Daddy pancakes?

  Sue Heck : No. Why?

  Mike Heck : Well, I don't know. That - that guy and his daughter are always doing stuff together. Did you ever wish I was, you know, more like him?

  Sue Heck : Wha - ? Dad, no. Why would you even say that? You're amazing. My whole life you made sure my bike tires were pumped; you let me ride on your shoulders when I cleaned out the gutter. Whenever Mom yells "I just can't do it anymore", you make my lunch for a few days. And, best of all, when you find a pretty rock at the quarry, you always bring it home for me. I mean, come on, nobody else's dad does that. You're the greatest dad in the whole world. Hello? That's why I got you the mug - "World's Greatest Dad." Mugs don't lie.

  Mike Heck : You remember all that stuff?

  Sue Heck : Of course. I don't want some bouncy, pancake dad. If I did, it wouldn't be you.

• Sue Heck : I'm sorry. I just had to say that can you believe in a year from now I won't even be here?

  Mike Heck : [sleepily]  Why don't you go back to your room now, so we can start getting used to what that feels like?

• Sue Heck : Hey, Dad. Why do you think the tour guide gave me all these brochures? The Cherokee weaving workshop, and here's one on the headdress exhibit at the art museum.

  Mike Heck : Hm. That's weird. They didn't give that stuff to anybody else?

  Sue Heck : Mnh-mnh.

  Mike Heck : It's not like you're Native American.

  Sue Heck : Yes, I am.

  Mike Heck : N-no, Sue, you're not.

  Sue Heck : Sure, I am. I mean, that's what I put on my forms.

  Mike Heck : What? Why'd you do that?

  Sue Heck : 'Cause I'm a native of America. I'm a native American.

  Mike Heck : Sue, now they think you're Native American.

  Sue Heck : Right, a native American.

  Mike Heck : Say "I'm a Native American."

  Sue Heck : I'm a Native American. Ohh! I hear it now.

• Sue Heck : [to college tour guide]  Hi, I just wanted to say that I'm white - all white. So, I'm only interested in clubs for white people or art made by only white people, not Native Americans, because I'm definitely not that. So, please, don't show me anything or talk to me about anything that is not exclusively for white people.