Chasseurs de dragons (TV Series)

Desperately Seeking Zoria (2006)

Rick Jones: Gwizdo

Quotes 

• [Gwizdo is strapped to a wooden frame covered in maces and axes] 

  Gwizdo : Oh boy... I don't like the looks of this... Whatever you're doin', uh, could you possibly, uh, tell me, uh, what's goin' on here?

  Lord of Kellmoth Island : The girl didn't want to share her secret with us. So I thought, since you seem to be friends...

  Gwizdo : Let's not get carried away, we're not that good friends.

  [a torturer steps over to Gwizdo] 

  Gwizdo : Heh heh, is this all that necessary?

  Lord of Kellmoth Island : Give me the Number 2 Dead Man's Doodlewinger.

  [the torturer laughs gleefully and walks away] 

  Gwizdo : Zoria, sweetie, you're gonna have to tell him your secret. The little game is over.

  Zoria : But Gwizdo, I already told you, I don't have a secret.

  Gwizdo : [glaring angrily at Zoria]  Well then, figure somethin' out! Invent, imagine, envision a secret!

  [the torturer brings out a sinister looking black box with a red insignia on it. The Lord of Kellmoth Island opens the box and laughs sadistically] 

  Gwizdo : Nooo, don't hurt meee!... What in the heck?

  [Gwizdo begins to laugh uncontrollably. Pan to reveal the Lord of Kellmoth island tickling the dragon hunter's bare feet with a feather] 

  Gwizdo : No! S-stop! No, no, please stop! I can't take it!

  [Lian-Chu and Zoria put their hands to their faces in horror] 

  Lord of Kellmoth Island : So?

  Zoria : Oh, but I already told you!

  Lord of Kellmoth Island : Bring me the Number Three!

  [the torturer brings a large box containing a feather duster] 

  Gwizdo : No!

  [the Lord tickles Gwizdo's right foot with the feather duster] 

  Gwizdo : Please, have pity! Not that! I've got a- I've got a- I've got a secret for you!

  [the Lord stops tickling] 

  Gwizdo : Here's the score. We're dragon hunters. Actually, we're the best dragon hunters around. And we're gettin' rid of your pigots for ya!

  Lord of Kellmoth Island : Baloney. The girl gave us the same spiel.

  Gwizdo : It's-it's-it's not baloney! W-we can prove it by mincing up those nasty beasts! Wait! You got nothin' to lose in this deal!

  [the Lord starts tickling Gwizdo's left foot] 

  Gwizdo : Hey! W-we'll even gut the monsters for free!