Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Gary Anthony Williams (2014)

Colin Mochrie: Self

Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "World's Worst", about presidential candidates]  What can I do for you?... Nothin'.

  Colin Mochrie : I can see Russia from my house.

  Gary Antony Williams : Well, we're gonna have a lot of holidays, uuummm... and perfumes... aaaaaand, that's all.

  Ryan Stiles : Let's get this out of the way right now: She is NOT my first lady.

  Gary Antony Williams : And I promise EVERY black man a white woman!

  [Wayne mimes handing him money] 

  Gary Antony Williams : That's right, thank you sir!

  [both leave the stage; Colin enters and struggles to speak before miming vomiting] 

  Wayne Brady : When asked how I'll balance the budget, well, it's better if I show you than tell you about it...

  [mimes juggling while on a unicycle] 

  Ryan Stiles : Hello, I'm Mitt Romney.

  Gary Antony Williams : Sometimes, a president just has to take time out of his life to kiss a baby.

  [mimes making out with it; Wayne enters pretending to be the parent and snatches it away] 

  Gary Antony Williams : It's what I DO.

  Ryan Stiles : [with Colin pretending to be his ventriloquist dummy, moving his mouth with Ryan's words]  So, I hope you'll consider us for president and vice president of the United States. Right, Jerry?

  [Colin rotates his head] 

  Gary Antony Williams : Get ready, America, 'cause I'm about to get presidential ALL up on you.

  [unbuttons the bottom half of his shirt]