The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

Chris McKay: Pilot Bill, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Pilot Bill : Gotham Tower, this is McGuffin Airlines Flight 1138. We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C-4, about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs...

  Pilot Bill , Captain Dale : [simultaneously]  ... and two best friends!

  Pilot Bill : We request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over.

• The Joker : [Continuing to list villains]  Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!

  Pilot Bill : Okay, are you making some of those up?

  The Joker : Nope, they're all real. Probably worth a Google.

• Pilot Bill : Captain Dale, is everything okay?

  The Joker : I'm afraid Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new co-pilot, and I always come to work with a smile!

  [Joker smiles evilly. Pilot Bill just glares back] 

  The Joker : You should be terrified.

  Pilot Bill : Why?

  The Joker : Because I will be taking over the city.

  Pilot Bill : Hmmm...

  The Joker : What?

  Pilot Bill : Batman will stop you.

  [Joker blows a raspberry] 

  Pilot Bill : He always stops you.

  The Joker : No, he doesn't!

  Pilot Bill : What about that time with the two boats?

  The Joker : This is better than the two boats.

  Pilot Bill : Hmmm...

  The Joker : Well, tonight is going to be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet, and trust me, Batman's never going to see it coming.

  Pilot Bill : Like the time with the parade and the Prince music?

  The Joker : HEY, QUIET!