- Games Dean: Brian: You are literally living every 16-year-old boy's dream right now. You go to a Video Game High School. Your smoking-hot girlfriend wants to have sex with you; and for some reason, her mom is cool with it.
- Brian D: You're right, that is pretty awesome.
- Games Dean: Yeah. It's pretty damn awesome. Now do you want it or not?
- Brian D: [Picking up a heavy machine gun and starting a rampage] I WANT IT!