Death Battle (TV Series)

Felicia VS Taokaka (2011)

Chad James: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Wizard : As a cat-woman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life. She was raised by a nun and became a successful pop-star, a passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat-people together to make children happy.

  Boomstick : What the hell? I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior and... is she naked?

  Wizard : Yes.

  Boomstick : But, she's a cat.

  Wizard : Yes...

  Boomstick : Hmmm... do you think it'd be wrong to...

  Wizard : Yes! Felicia is a Darkstalker, a creature of the night, and naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed and agility. She can also use her unique cat senses to sniff out enemies from extreme distances.

  Boomstick : She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws restin' in her big-ass paws, each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor.

  Wizard : To top it off her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own. She's undeniably one of the faster Darkstalkers, and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks and Rolling Buckler.

  Boomstick : [singing]  Felicia, she can really move! Felicia, she's got an attitude!

  Wizard : Yes Boomstick, we get it, she's like Sonic. Anyway, as a Darkstalker, Felicia has a natural affinity for magic, able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack: kicking sand

  Boomstick : At least she's litter box trained.

  Wizard : As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself, she has little to no combat training, preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage. As such, she relies on her lethal feral instincts in a fight.

  Boomstick : But these same instincts also lead her to be easily distracted by ferocious enemies like butterflies, rolling balls of yarn and paper that crinkles.

  Wizard : The other Darkstalkers consider Felicia to be one of the weakest of their kind, but with the help from her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against demon lords, spell-casters and all-powerful aliens.

  Boomstick : That's one cat you don't want to cross.

• Boomstick : That chick wearing a cat hoodie?

  Wizard : No, that's a special cloak to fit her Kaka body.

  Boomstick : Her what body?

  Wizard : Taokaka is a vigilante of the Kaka tribe, a catlike people descended from genetically engineered living weapons. Her genetics, provide her with a natural fighting instinct. She is the guardian of the Kaka, implying that she is the best fighter of the group.

  Boomstick : While she may be a good fighter, she's one dumb cat.

  Wizard : Unfortunately, Tao has an incredibly severe case of ADHD. While she hunts bounties with the intent of improving her fighting skill and bringing money to her family, she often winds up completely forgetting about her mission at the worst of times, often even befriending her would-be targets.

  Boomstick : She has twelve retractable dual-edged blades on her hands and feet. While they're not very long, they can transform from basic claws to hook-size and saw-blades. Damn, I don't even want to think what those things would do to my couch.

  Wizard : Tao's genes allow her to instinctively access and utilize Seithr: a raw, powerful energy seething through the air. Tao can use Seithr to empower and transform her claws, as well as to execute incredibly vicious attacks. However, there is only so much Seithr in a given space, and once she runs out, Tao will lose many of her deadliest attributes.

  Boomstick : Also, apparently Tao likes to carry around a lot of random shit, which she then uses as projectiles during a fight: bowling balls, apple cores, pillo - a pillow? Really?

  Wizard : She's the fastest of the BlazBlue cast, darting around the arena with incredibly fast combos. However, she's also the weakest stamina-wise and doesn't have very many defensive options.

  Boomstick : But, if you want to kick her ass, you gotta catch her first!