- Henry Hart: [noticing Captain Man's apparel] Uhhh, isn't that Dad's robe?
- Captain Man: Yeah, I found it in the dryer.
- Mrs. Hart: Looks like it fits you perfectly.
- Captain Man: Well, it's a little small in the biceps, but... what can you do?
- Henry Hart: [as Captain Man makes pancakes with his Man symbol on them] Oh, yeah, the purse-snatcher. So, what have you been doin' to catch him?
- Captain Man: Have a lot of good ideas.
- [smiles at Mrs. Hart]
- Henry Hart: Like what?
- Captain Man: What?
- Henry Hart: What ideas do you have to catch the purse snatcher?
- Captain Man: Well, for starters... You know I have a sidekick, Kid Danger?
- Henry Hart: Oh, yeah. I've heard of him.
- Captain Man: Well, since I'm Kid Danger's boss, maybe I'll make him put on a pretty dress and carry a purse through the most dangerous part of town late at night, and maybe the snatcher will take the bait and attack him.
- Henry Hart: I... don't think that's a very good idea.
- Captain Man: Okay, so you wanna keep talkin' about this or you wanna sit down and enjoy some mancakes?
- Henry Hart: Mancakes, please.
- Captain Man: [addressing Axel, the purse snatcher, privately on the porch] Now, I want you to hold onto that purse and don't escape, because if you escape, I might not be able to find you again and take you to jail. No one's going to be watching you.
- [Captain Man leaves]
- [spotting the new Captain-Man-inclusive family portrait photo]
- Henry Hart: Really? Over the Fireplace? Really?
- Captain Man: [explaining why Kid Danger can't come to the Hart home, too] Because... Kid Danger is starring in a musical.
- Piper Hart: Really?
- Mrs. Hart: A play?
- Captain Man: A musical play.
- Henry Hart: Are you sure? Because I've never heard about Kid Danger being in musicals.
- Captain Man: Oh, yeah. He's playing Annie. Oh, how Kid Danger loves to sing songs and dance about.
- Mrs. Hart: Oh-ho, that's adorable.
- Captain Man: [with malicious enjoyment and a wink to Henry] Yeah.