Larry D. Mann: Rusty the Tin Man

Quotes 

• Munchkin #1 : My big brother is coming

  Rusty the Tin Man : So your big brother is coming? Okay.

  [the little munchkin's big brother towers over top of Rusty, picks him up, and flicks him in the back of his head so he toots his horn] 

  Rusty the Tin Man : That's your big brother? Gulp! I was only kidding. You want to honk my horn? Go ahead. Kids this story has a moral: munchkins who have big brothers really have a horn to toot... even when it's mine!

• Rusty the Tin Man : It's that munchkin again! This time I'll give him a spanking but good. I thought I told you to cut that out!

  Munchkin #1 : Hey I was just having fun.

  Rusty the Tin Man : Oh you were just having fun? Is that so? Well not with my car horn you don't.

  Munchkin #1 : You're nothing but a bully!

  Rusty the Tin Man : What do you mean I'm nothing but a bully?

  Munchkin #1 : You wouldn't say that if my big brother was here.

  Rusty the Tin Man : Are you kidding me? I can lick 10 munchkins. Go and get your big brother. I'll give him a spanking too but good. Imagine that munchkin thinking that I would be afraid of his big brother?